MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION
The most important thing in today's Newsletter is the Priscum Christmas party. I sent out an email earlier this month inviting people to the Christmas lunch if you would like to come please let me know your menu choices.
I have separated an article called Political mayhem in the UK! To a separate sheet although when you are reading this anything could have happened and what was up to date when I wrote it is now Out of date when it is sent to you. I hereby announce my candidacy for the Next Prime Minister. Alex for PM!!
Here is my Manifesto. I think my new political party the Standing In the Middle, Dressed Stupidly, Grabbing all Attention and Looking Stupid Party will thrive. My Main policy’s would be:
Lock up all Existing politicians in an old 60’s Tower Block and blow it up
Turn the Houses of
Parliament into a Museum
Give the Queen more powers
Implement my 2 point Virus plan and Gladiatorial Arena. This is both a social, Entertainment and an Environmental policy.